I'm actually really funny once you get past how socially inept I am.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack
The response will be collapsing into a bloody heap!
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one fells me with a single wicked blow now!
Will do, buckaroo. Although, I have no idea how old this post is sooo
oh wow I haven't seen this post in years. how did people find it again? back when I wrote that, I was still a beautiful young maiden of marrying age...
op wasn't this written 3 days ago
time sure flies, huh? those days feel like forever ago. I mean, it's like I'm a completely different person, I don't know what to say. I can still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever...
To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking
partygoer: I miss tumblr
girl who has at least 20 hours screentime on tumblr per week: yeah me too crazy how no one uses it anymore
I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois
Idk, I think the spelling adds a certain junuh say qwa
the prevalence of "daddy" and "mommy" stuff really highlights that most people understand the appeal of ageplay and incest stuff on some level actually. like why do i have to explain this stuff to you you call bowser daddy too right
not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again
"If you get up early you can get so much done before 10am," this is true. But if you stay up late you can get so much done after 10pm. Equally true. Let's stop pretending like the morning has Magic Bonus Hours and acknowledge that it's because there's less people bothering you and you can focus
i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.
look at my glow in the dark humerus boy
hey. if anyone wants em:
NIH 3D Library (Free)
Embodi3D (Free and Paid)
MorphoSource (Free, database of fossils)
Scans can also be found by searching on general-purpose 3D sites like Thingiverse, Cults3D, MakerWorld, Sketchfab
The glow in the dark filament I used
If you don’t have a 3D printer, check the website of your local library to see if they do! If you’re in college, your university’s libraries could have one too! They’ll likely have info on how to submit a print to their services and how/where you could find them.
hey can we. can we rewind to the part where tumblr has a regular problem with bone stealing scandals
I'm an angry person but anyone who knows me knows I abhor violence. I'd never want to seriously hurt someone. However I should be allowed to do cartoon physics violence. Sometimes when people piss me off I just want to flatten them with a big hammer and turn them into a pancake and then they go *pop* and they're totally uninjured. That would be fine